You really coming over, don't trick.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
