Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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