I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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