I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Randomize