That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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