I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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