I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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