I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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