party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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