I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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