this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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