Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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