billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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