Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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