I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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