I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
