I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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