So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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