Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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