You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Do vagina's smell?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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