It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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