when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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