i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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