ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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