i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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