also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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