We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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