Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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