I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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