i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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