On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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