Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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