I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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