So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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