if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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