But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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