i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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