your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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