If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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