i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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