we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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