I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you had me at cake vodka
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
i need some magic done to my vagina
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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