I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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