Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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