Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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