turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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