: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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