i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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