Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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