you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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